Bmsma17 (RoD)

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Bmsma17jihadsbeforeparadise is a gay from the series Rise of Darkness and is one of the main three soy boys.

Tekkit Prequel
bmsma17timesihadtotryfititupthere lives in the Village of the Tards where he has spent most of his years learning to be a Tard just like his companions. His grandmother is the only known relative who sends bmsma17 to rescue Her Lazy Town anal beads from the fiery Mount Medaddy (then known as Mount Mountainson). Upon arriving back at the Village of the Tards, his grandmother says "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and dies.

During the early days, bmsma17hoursextratime is shown to be quite a skilled masturbate with his abilities of being a Tard which he learnt from his homies. However, he was later cursed by Daquan, the mystical sea bitch, to live the rest of his days as a soy boy, an extinct creature. Due to this autistic change, bmsma17 is no longer a skilled masturbator and is more of a supporting ejaculator.

In Capital City, bmsma17hairsonmyballs meets The Sext Steve Harvey, a mysterious character, before later falling in love with her. It is during this time that the trio head over the boarder to make a coffee shop.

Book 1: Fire
The series starts with bmsma17 living in swallow where he lives peacefully, however he is called a faggot. It is there that the trio must talk about defeating the Darkness which results in bmsma17fishinmypants moving in. On Swallows Gay, Steve breaks up with bmsma17terrabytesofpornonmyharddrive just as bmsma17wholefuckingterrabytesitellyou was about to join the Soy Boy's in a different dimension to which he later declines.

Upon returning back to Swallow, he is kidnapped by Abilash Bashkharan where he is reunited with Mini Minja and Peter the poorly penis. They later escape but are constantly followed by Tari Longcock who eventually enseminates the trio before she is enseminated by the dwarves. It is during this time that bmsma17marksonmylastexam and Tari form a strong bond, this is proven when he asks her to finger his booty hole, which she respectfully declines.

Their relationship is proven once again when bmsma17hoursonthetoilet gives Tari the license of being a Soy Boy legally and when Tari is temporarly blinded by a cumshot casted by the late cumshot Wizard.

Later Life
It is believed that after the War of the Gangbangs, bmsma17dogdicks retreated to Fuckup where he spent most of his days twiddling his tiny ass dick ( and his dicky ass). There he lived with his homo pal, Richard Magnum, and his four children; Minegay and Dicknose, PenisMuncher and Titty-Wanker. He spent the rest of his days teaching young people the way of the destitute prostitute and became the Protector of the Fucking Stinky Ass Cunts. He was presented with the tits by the Lord by the Cuntcil of Fapital City, as well as Protector of the Slightly Less Stink Ass Cunts by King CreepersAreFuckingPeopleMum.

However, by the age of 69, he left Fuckup in the night to do what his legacy was told (nah but seriously just to suck some hobbit midget tiny dicks) and travelled (spelt rong ya mong) the world once more ( wow, this is a fucking awesome self-insert ya fricking cuck). In Suckoff, he met with Dicknose and told him, "I've always wanted to do it again ( whoops I fucked ass again), see Slaguni again and gaze upon the glory of Killurself. Live out my prozzie adventures once more!" He travelled (learn to spell you mongoloid) the world once more after that and wasn't seen until he was encountered in Killurselfin 82 AS (after at least 69 years of being cucked by better looking, cooler, stronger, faster, handsomer, more charming niggas then yourself). He warned CreepersAreUsIsARealName about a Dark Jizard he had seen near the Core (AKA his dingy sex dungeon, set up in the hole that is his mothers basement) and how he was going to defeat it ( by writing it so that my character is cooler than yours... ya freaking frick). It is then apparent that he sacrificed himself to destroy the Dark Jizard and was killed in 93 AS, (wow fank fuck that dicks finally gone and topped himself- everyone in this gay ass world you created.)

He was reborn once more ( wow didnt see that cumming, stay dead ya knobster) in the spirit of Bmsma The Cuck who would watch over those who fucked with him. He became a cunt to all living creatures in the land before he left the world in 102 AS.(for gud this time i hope lol jk nah but really tho die)

Personality and Family
bmsma17frogsupmyass is a kind hearted creature who is often lost in his own thoughts but remains open minded, he is often the friendliest to strangers than the other two. However, he is constantly reminded of his acursed form.

According to the creator, bmsma17's grandfather was the "greatest bard of all time" and bmsma17 tried to live up to what his grandfather could. Also, bmsma17's parent's whereabouts is unknown however some have speculated that they live in Rabar, Questoz, Capital City and Mt. Axus or, the most popular idea, dead.